so i've this friend who's all about john mayer. i don't understand why. i went scavenging for pictures of him and found one in which he has a decent amount of sex appeal, but the moment the boy opens his mouth, he loses all of it. he tries so hard to be the bad boy. he has the dark and brooding thing going on, and the tats, and the musician thing, but he writes incredibly cheesy music and his voice sounds more like something you'd hear on a pop radio station than a rock one. it's like he's trying to be johnny depp or something, and that could never, ever happen. ever.last week -- or maybe it was the week before -- i came across some blog (and no i can't give you a name, because i've since forgotten it, and don't even remember how i'd come across it to go and find it again) which included a post about how the author appreciated mayer's heartbreak warfare. he was especially fond of the lyric if you want more love, why don't you say so.
so. just so we're clear. i do not like john mayer. i do not like his songs. i do not like it when i get his music in my noggin.
and yet, for the past week, that particular lyric has been in my noggin fairly frequently. it takes turns, of course (thank god), though i can't say the songs with which it shares the spotlight are any better (i did mention i had love story in my head, remember? and there's the script's break even).
of all the songs in all the word, i get that one in my noggin.
the lyrics are pretty shitty...
red wine and ambien
you're talking shit again
having said all that...
the music's kind of pretty.











8 comments:
Not a fan of his either. It's Bruce Springsteen all the way...
:)you made me laugh.... I like your style...bitchen about John ... my best take on it is that he's a new soul pretending to be soulful. That is by far, the BEST photo of him I've ever seen. Besides, I can't take anyone serious that dated Jessica Simpson. He grew in a neighboring town... surrounded by decadence. I think if someone gave him an ass kicking on a regular basis, he'd start to grow on me... but for now...he bores me.
I've not heard of this guy - and after how you describe him, I don't think I want to look up his music!
i kinda hate his guts. kinda. i think he's a total douche, for sure, but when i saw him on "fantasy factory" with rob dyrdek, he was totally hilarious and it made me soften up JUST a little bit
He is super gross to me and that picture must have been touched up cause he almost looks decent lol.
Great post had me laughing! Love the picture though definitely one of the better pics of him.
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I don't understand people's love of him either!!!
I don't get the appeal of him either.
I understand trying to be Depp, but there's no charisma with Mayer. Just a footnote in history.
Came from WOW to say hi. New to your blog.
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